Opening Act

This blog is a collection of plagiarisms stolen from many other plagiarisers and maybe one or two actually talented people.

Serve this as a disclaimer:
- I promise not to take personally your comments, for I know you can't help it.
- I am looking forward to seeing many comments posted by total strangers; this should provide some insight on the state of my self-esteem.
- I create this blog in DiaryLand because of all the awesome people that have their diaries here; I'm kinda hoping some of it sticks on me.(Note, this was created in diaryland and we were happily everafter until they decided to charge me for allowing comments. *sounds of regurgitation*)
- Emoticons and chat language suck. LMAORFLARO.. or whatever..
- If you don't like what you see here, please bend over and die.
- The child inside me happens to be an 8 year old girl with a big lollipop in one of her hands and a bowtie on her hair. She has a severed head of a play mate in her other hand.
- It's OK to like peanut butter, just don't expect me to respect you.
- I'm right and you're wrong; or you're wrong and I'm right, whichever you prefer. Now stop whining.
- When I grow up, I hope you're more like me.

Good times. Now my life will have a meaning.