Personality Test

I remember the first time that I came across these tests that tell me all about myself: it was such a relief to know that I wouldn't have to discover myself, all I had to do is read the results and act accodingly.. I even sent it to 10 people so that my dream would come true in 5 minutes.. I'm still waiting for my can-look-like-any-chick alien.. I'm beginning to think I'll need to order through the net..

All of us have come across sites or forwarded messages promising to give us a complete breakdown of our personality issues after a series of questions. If you have ever sent me one, please know that your message is stored in some folder.. Worry not, for I shall read it someday..

Given that most of these tests are made by multi-PhD individuals, I have decided to come out with my own, so that you can send it to your friends.. And your wish will come true as soon as you send me 10 bucks.. if your wish is for piggy twister to be happy, of course.. We all want piggy twister to be happy..

So brace yourselves for a journey into your mind.. If the results suck, don't blame me for your lousy personality..

1- Do you have a blog?
You are an attention seeking bastard. Anyone that has ever created a blog to post stuff about other stuff, is only searching for a way to show the insides of their mind, and possibly validate them through the comments of readers
*piggy twister looks at the number of oral donations in his blog and cries*

2-Do you like peanut butter?
You have a low self-image, you consider yourself unworthy of a decent jelly or cheese spread.. you like girlie stuff and probably are wearing pink right now..

3- Do you trust personality tests?
If you answered YES, you are what we know as an "incoherentum moronius" among the literate.. Your words are worthless and you believe things about yourself that are untrue.. You should probably look for a bridge and jump down before this condition paralyzes you.. If you answered NO, then what are you doing taking this test? Go find yourself a brigde..

4- Do you believe in love?
You are a misguided freak. I challenge you to prove that the relationship between a man and a woman goes beyond the physical. Any other layers are added to spice things up. Why else don't we see people marrying trees?

5- Are you the unpopular type, unsuccessfully trying to be funny from behind your keyboard?
Nerd.


So.. There you have it, all you'll ever need to know about human personality..

Anybody knows where can I find a vacant bridge?